Stop Hiding and Start Living with Pinot Noir
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more
assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask the Prince about Pinot Noir.
Pinot Noir is the safe and natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Pinot
Noir can ease you out of your shyness and overcome any obstacles. Pinot Noir will let you show the world you
are ready to do almost anything. Shyness and awkwardness will become a thing of the past. Discover the many
talents you never knew you had.
You will notice the benefits of Pinot Noir almost immediately. A regimen of regular doses of Pinot Noir will
allow you to live life the way you want to. Stop hiding and start living with Pinot Noir.
Caution: Pinot Noir is not for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Pinot Noir, but
women who wouldn’t mind being pregnant or nursing are encouraged to try it.
Side Effects: Loss of money, loss of clothing, loss of virginity, loss of motor control, desire to dance like a retard
or perform table dancing, heightened erotic lustfulness, may cause pregnancy, may make you think you can
play all-night strip poker, may make you think you can sing, may give you the illusion you are tougher, stronger
or better looking than others, may make you think ex-lovers are dying for you to call them at 4 o’clock in the
morning, may give you the illusion that people are laughing with you, and may be a factor in getting your butt
So what are you waiting for? Stop hiding and start living with Pinot Noir!