This New Years you will undoubtedly be drinking a few
glasses of Champagne and/or Pinot Noir. I’ll bet you
can’t say the following after imbibing.
1 Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
2 Nope, no more wine for me
3 Sorry, but you’re not really my type
4 I am not a pimp for the Prince of Pinot
5 Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
Northbay biz Vol 32, #13, 2007