Download &
print (pdf)

Last Page Humor

This is a true story. It has not happened to me … . yet. Last night, a couple were sitting in the living room and he said to her: “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out his glass of Pinot.


A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a glass of Pinot, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores then let liquor touch my lips.” The Irishman then handed his glass of Pinot back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

Print entire newsletter